SANTA QUITS!!!!
This is hot off the press from the Artic Gazzette
Reported By Irwin The ELF
"Twas the night before Christmas
Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and thru down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole Damm works.!
I've busted my butt for damm near a year.
Instead of "THANKS SANTA"...But What do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money... The reindear all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids,
Donder is pregnant and Vixen hocked his reins!
And just when I thought things would get better...those idiots from the IRS sent me a letter
The Say I owe Taxes, if this isn't damm funny
Who the Hell ever sent Santa any money.
And the kids these days...they are all the pits.
They want the impossible...the mean little shits.
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads.
I made a ton of Yo Yo"s...But with No request.
They want Computers and Robots...They Think I'm IBM
Flying thru the air...dodging the trees.
Fallng down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I'm quiting this job... there is just no "ENJOYMENT"
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment!!!
There's no Christmas this year.
Now you know the reason.
"I found me a blonde and am going south for the Christmas Season."
This Strange Event has happened after this story came out in the
North Pole Times
Nov 1 2004- Page 1
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