FRANCHISES
STILL AVAILABLE

YES!!! MAKE BIG $$$$$$
(TAX FREE)

WITH YOUR VERY OWN

" WILL WORK FOR FOOD"

FRANCHISE!!

We Supply The Cardboard Sign, The Prime Location,
The Thrift Clothing And A Special Video Tape!

""HOW TO LOOK HOMELESS""

SAY GOODBYE TO THAT DEAD-END JOB
CALL TODAY OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!!

JUST DIAL 1-800-RIP-UOFF

NOW UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH AS A BONUS,
WE WILL INCLUDE A WOODEN CRUTCH!!!
(JUST IN CASE SOME ASSHOLE ASKS YOU TO DO SOME WORK)


ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED!!

NEXT MONTHS SPECIAL

MOONING ETIQUET

For Those Cheap Bastards Who Don't Give Nothing